Global Warming: I Think I Understand Now

If it is a hot day, that’s evidence of climate change, i.e., Global Warming.

If it is a record hot day, that’s evidence of climate change, i.e., Global Warming.

If it is an unseasonably or even record cold day, that’s not climate, that’s just weather.

Islands are disappearing in the South Pacific.  It doesn’t matter that this has happened naturally for millenia, it is evidence of Global Warming that the seas are rising to cover these islands.  The fact that sea levels aren’t rising and covering coasts/ports anywhere else is, um, …weather?

Thus, there is overwhelming evidence of man-made Global Warming, due to driving SUVs and burning fossil fuels for electricity use other than for Democrat-voting cities and/or Apple lifestyle devices.  Flying in jets doesn’t count in the same way that calories don’t count if you are  just finishing the leftovers, or if you are eating the cookies/cake while cleaning the kitchen, I guess.  Um, flying in airplanes causes weather, not climate like that Nasty Global Warming.  This overwhelming evidence is still overwhelming even if you leave out all the bad data sets, faulty methodology, incorrect facts, and poor reasoning/logic.  Really!

But if the weather decides not to listen to overwhelming consensus of all valid/trustworthy scientists (definition of Valid/Trustworthy: advocates man-made Global Warming crisis), well, then, it is still Global Climate Change, at least.  And if the world is getting cooler, it is clearly due to driving SUVs and burning fossil fuels for electricity use other than for Democrat-voting cities and/or Apple lifestyle devices.  Because we know that driving SUVs, living outside of cities and using non-Apple lifestyle products must be bad for the environment, since it is able to cause either Global Warming, Global Cooling, or both.

Right?

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