UPDATED AGAIN: It’s false. She confessed.
I’ll learn my lesson from this and make fewer snarky cheap shots in the future.
Further Update: It’s looking more like the report is valid. She eventually did go to a hospital, it seems.
So the snark and admittedly cheap shots are back, for now.
If so, this woman should be punished for a false report, and I apologize for not only posting it, but making snarky comments.
Some are pointing to the backwards “B” as suspicious. Eh. There are various reasons that could have been exactly what an attacker did. Myself, my suspicions started when she refused to go to a hospital for treatment, or to even have it looked at. If you don’t know where the knife has been, aren’t you worried about infection? I think you could only be that blase if you did know where the knife had been. Second suspicion: if someone is in such a rage that they want to carve something in your face, they don’t take care to make sure it is only scratched on. Do they?
Everything temporarily put below the jump, until we find out whether it actually happened or not.
Because it’s good for everyone if we spread the wealth around, because Obama wants to “make sure that everyone who is behind you…” –in the ATM line, waiting to rob you, apparently– “…[gets] a chance at success, too” (currently defined as taking your $60):
A 20-year-old woman who was robbed at an ATM in Bloomfield was also maimed by her attacker, police said.
Pittsburgh police spokeswoman Diane Richard tells Channel 4 Action News that the victim was robbed at knifepoint on Wednesday night outside of a Citizens Bank near Liberty Avenue and Pearl Street just before 9 p.m.
Richard said the robber took $60 from the woman, then became angry when he saw a McCain bumper sticker on the victim’s car. The attacker then punched and kicked the victim, before using the knife to scratch the letter “B” into her face, Richard said.
Bonus Thought One: Cross reference this to the “Calm, Peaceful Obama Supporters” theme, as well.
Bonus Thought Two: The Obama administration would obviously be just as confiscatory; the only difference is the “B” carved in the face.
Bonus Thought Three: Obama will probably allow you to just get a tattoo “B”.
Bonus Thought Four: Is this what Michelle Obama meant when she said, “Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual.”…?