UPDATED YET AGAIN: Obama Supporters Already “Spreading the Wealth”

UPDATED AGAIN: It’s false.  She confessed.

I’ll learn my lesson from this and make fewer snarky cheap shots in the future.

Further Update: It’s looking more like the report is valid.  She eventually did go to a hospital, it seems.

So the snark and admittedly cheap shots are back, for now.

UPDATE: This report may very well be crap.

If so, this woman should be punished for a false report, and I apologize for not only posting it, but making snarky comments.

Some are pointing to the backwards “B” as suspicious.  Eh.  There are various reasons that could have been exactly what an attacker did.  Myself, my suspicions started when she refused to go to a hospital for treatment, or to even have it looked at.  If you don’t know where the knife has been, aren’t you worried about infection?  I think you could only be that blase if you did know where the knife had been.  Second suspicion: if someone is in such a rage that they want to carve something in your face, they don’t take care to make sure it is only scratched on.  Do they?

Everything temporarily put below the jump, until we find out whether it actually happened or not.

Because it’s good for everyone if we spread the wealth around, because Obama wants to “make sure that everyone who is behind you…” –in the ATM line, waiting to rob you, apparently– “…[gets] a chance at success, too” (currently defined as taking your $60):

A 20-year-old woman who was robbed at an ATM in Bloomfield was also maimed by her attacker, police said.
Pittsburgh police spokeswoman Diane Richard tells Channel 4 Action News that the victim was robbed at knifepoint on Wednesday night outside of a Citizens Bank near Liberty Avenue and Pearl Street just before 9 p.m.
Richard said the robber took $60 from the woman,
then became angry when he saw a McCain bumper sticker on the victim’s car. The attacker then punched and kicked the victim, before using the knife to scratch the letter “B” into her face, Richard said.

Bonus Thought One: Cross reference this to the “Calm, Peaceful Obama Supporters” theme, as well.

Bonus Thought Two: The Obama administration would obviously be just as confiscatory; the only difference is the “B” carved in the face.

Bonus Thought Three: Obama will probably allow you to just get a tattoo “B”.

Bonus Thought Four: Is this what Michelle Obama meant when she said, “Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual.”…?



Filed under Politics, rant, snark

10 responses to “UPDATED YET AGAIN: Obama Supporters Already “Spreading the Wealth”

  1. Juliet

    For the mugger to have managed such a clean B the young lady would have to be standing or lying down very calmy…or have her head in a noose.

  2. you.are.racists

    We will see if this story is about an unbalanced overzealous young woman or about an unbalanced mugger. In either case, it is far outside the bounds of reality to claim that either one is representative of one campaign or the other.

    Nevertheless, the racist right has to make a comment about a mugging and tie it to the first African-American president-to-be.

    Which is why, hopefully, you racists will all be out of power in this nation for a long time. You don’t even know how shameful you are.

  3. chiefmuser

    You are an idiot. I clearly state that the statements tieing this to Obama are snarky cheap shots. Meaning: they should not be taken seriously.

    Of course, you’d have to be self-aware to realize that I’m making the snarky cheap shots to highlight the hypocrisy of liberal-left-democrats, that any accusation against any non-Democrat is immediately projected on to all Republicans and tied directly to McCain, but any clear and direct evil action by Democrats directly tied to Obama (i.e., ACORN), is immediately dismissed and excused.

    A really nice example of that is when someone sees a post about a woman assaulted in a political hate crime, and then reacts by picking a name accusing all Republicans of being racists.

    It may turn out to be false. If so, she will be discredited and rejected by Republicans as a liar and a fraud. You know: exactly the sort of person that gets embraced by Democrats (Dan Rather, Valerie Plame, et al) and excused by “fake but accurate” contortions.

    But you are such an idiotic little power-hungry robot, nothing anyone says will ever shake you from your foolishness.

  4. chiefmuser

    You are cherry-picking elements you do not understand, and assuming circumstances you cannot know in order to reject this story.

    You might be right. But this one should be left for investigators to decide. Go to YouTube and do a search on “Never judge too early” or “Don’t judge too quickly” to see humorous examples of people judging from too little actual facts.


  6. @youareareracist

    I could not disagree on politics with ANYONE more than I disagree with chiefmuser, EVER, but one thing he isn’t is a racist. That’s a shameful, gross, awful sort of generalization. He doesn’t think Obama is the right guy for the job, not for the color of his skin. You don’t even know that CHIEFMUSER isn’t a black man. Come back when you have a real argument.

  7. drudge sucks

    Sorry, but I’m tired of the Drudge type sensationalist crap. And Ashley Todd should rot.

  8. I’m tired of the sensational crap PERIOD. If I hear racist, socialist, facist, or terrorist one more time, I’m moving to Canada. Oh, wait….

  9. And, amusingly enough, the very girl defended here turns out to be a racist. Accusing imaginary black men of carving and fondling you is just disgusting.

  10. chiefmuser

    You know, I think some sort of self-hatred must be involved to perpetrate this sort of hoax.

    In any case, she should be behind bars. If she hadn’t been totally incompetent in her false accusation, she would have given a description of an imaginary person that would most likely have looked similar enough to a real person that an innocent man would have been pursued. That is evil.

    I am truly embarrassed I didn’t wait 24 hours before linking it.

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