Glennstapundit says, “Praise the Lord, but pass the big-ass cans of stored food.”
I agree his your sentiment on the cans of food, but I think he has the wrong conjunction. In my church*, we’d say, “Praise the Lord AND pass the big-ass cans of stored food!”
But one shouldn’t discount the possibility of conservative Christians (even the evangelical/charismatic) speaking allegorically, and being taken literally by those looking for reasons to look down their nose at conservative Christians.
*I’m a Lutheran, which is not charismatic (those most likely to take “God shall provide” as a literal injunction)
