LB/FB

If teams want a player to fill in on an injury-depleted lineup at both LB and FB,  why not sign Boomer Grigsby or Oliver Hoyte?  Both were drafted to play LB in the NFL, both have at least one start at FB.

See? We Can Effectively Deal With Illegal Immigration

Mickey Kaus. I’m not sure which side he’s on these days, actually.  And I mean that in a good way! (he gives information, not bias).

I’m Flabbergasted…Stunned…

…luckily for you, I’m not speechless.
Watch this:
Okay, it was only 12 people.*  You could say he might have cherry-picked the least-informed voters…but then why did they all know so much more about Sarah Palin, hmm?
I really cannot believe that even 12 people don’t know Democrats controlled Congress for the past 2 years, either.  The economy [...]

Drew Bledsoe’s Middle Name

McQueen.
Man, I can’t believe Parcells didn’t use that to make fun of Bledsoe’s masculinity.
I mean, sure, he was probably named for Steve McQueen, who was extremely tough and manly.  So you could make fun of him not living up to the name.  Or you could emphasize the “Queen” part, which seems to be more Parcell’s [...]